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Monochromacy — Physical Readiness Division
AgileForce™
NATO Morning Protocol
Good morning, Employee. Today's obstacle course is mandatory. At Monochromacy, being agile is a critical part of our business's success.
Commands will appear on screen. Execute them before the timer expires. Some commands require action. One requires inaction. The building is watching. HR has been notified.
Your score will be added to your permanent record. Results may be referenced in future performance reviews, bounty issuances, or bus-related incidents.
PHYSICAL READINESS NOTICE: Failure to complete the morning protocol will result in your standup being rescheduled. Your standup cannot be rescheduled. That's the Monochromacy way.