Authorized Personnel Only
Application Launcher
Select an authorized application to begin your session. Unauthorized access is logged, flagged, and honestly kind of appreciated. That's the Monochromacy way.
HR Division
NPCDetect™
v2.4AI-powered workforce screening. Identifies non-player characters using behavioral biometrics, dialogue analysis, and vibes. Bounties issued upon confirmation.
Facilities
OfficeOdyssey™
v1.0Workplace navigation training suite. Employees learn to locate the exit. Success rate is classified and will not be disclosed at this time.
Physical Readiness
AgileForce™ Morning Protocol
v1.1NATO-certified obstacle course simulation. Complete before your 9am standup. All results are logged. Some results have been referred to HR.
Talent Management
Under the Bus™
v1.0Interactive workforce accountability simulation. 17 sessions completed YTD. 9 participants survived with minor injuries. 2 are no longer with us.
Analytics Division
Deep Dive™
v1.0Submarine-based analytics immersion platform. Descend to depth. Collect insights. Avoid everything else. Data scientists in sailor outfits not included.
Internal Communications
MonoMail™
v1.0Monochromacy's official internal email client. Your inbox is waiting. We cannot tell you what's in it. Read at your own risk.
IT / Legal
VersaLink Recovery Unit™
Active investigation platform for recovery of the missing Xerox VersaLink C500. Status: ongoing. Do not ask about the printer.
Risk Mitigation
PreachBreachPro™
Proactive data disclosure platform. Leak your own sensitive data on your schedule, with full branding and a press release template.
Client Relations
Carrot Logistics™
B2B surprise delivery service. We send raw carrots to your clients for absolutely no reason. Keeps relationships fresh. Keeps clients guessing.